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Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today
$29.95 USD

 

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Scent: Green Floral, Coconut, Pineapple, Wood, Vanilla


The perfect candle for those who appreciate a bit of humor with their relaxation time. Infused with the tropical and refreshing scent of coconut oasis, this candle will transport you to a peaceful and tranquil beachside oasis.

Our "Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" candle is hand-poured with premium coconut wax and features a lead-free cotton wick, ensuring a clean and long-lasting burn. The sweet and soothing fragrance of coconut oasis creates a calming and refreshing atmosphere, helping you unwind and destress.

Our "Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" candle is an ideal gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things tropical. It's also a great way to treat yourself to a moment of relaxation and self-care.

- Our candles are made simply simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals, because we love animals! 

- Size: 9oz with

- 80 hours of burn time,

- Glass jar with lid 

- Dimensions: 2.9 x 2.9 x 3.5 

- Ships 2-5 business days.

- Made and shipped from California USA

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